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Apple Creates New Job Category: Professional, Like, Line-Waiters

Posted By kurtnimmoadmin On September 21, 2012 @ 10:01 am In Old Infowars Posts Style,Tile,U.S. News | Comments Disabled

zerohedge.com
September 21, 2012

Some have argued that iPhone 5 will single-handedly save the world’s economy (as we ‘discussed’ here) and indeed it seems an entire new category of employment has been created thanks to the pathetic desperation of so many needing the new ‘old’ iPhone. As Bloomberg BusinessWeek reports, among the thousands of people expected to wait for hours outside of Apple’s stores today, at least a couple hundred of them will be paid just to stand there. TaskRabbit appears to be the pre-emptive winner in ‘arranging’ these ‘waiting-in-line’ deals as one ‘queuer’ stated “I am a professional line waiter.”

Of course, the conspiracist would wonder aloud whether these crowd-fillers and line-waiters are indirectly ‘purchased’ to create more buzz by the demigod itself. Nevertheless, what an inspiration these Americans are: “I’ve done other waiting-in-line things. I think it’s going to end up being, like, my specialty.”


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