New 'Threat Matrix' Drama Features Script Where Homeland
Security Run Around Washington D.C. with a Nuclear Warhead
Tonight's premiere opens with a prolonged attack on
an American missile silo. You may think it's terrorists,
but it's just those crazy kids from Homeland Security,
making us all safer by running off with a nuclear warhead.
To prove their point, they drive the warhead right into
the middle of downtown D.C., which, I must say, would
seem to be just a tad rash.