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How to Spot a Vaccine Zombie (Satire)

Posted By aaron On May 24, 2011 @ 2:00 pm In Humor,Old Infowars Posts Style | Comments Disabled

Zombie apocalypse survival video just released

Mike Adams
Natural News
May 24, 2011

(NaturalNews) On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that Americans should prepare for a zombie apocalypse (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_z…), NaturalNews.TV has just released a new satire video giving people important tips on how to locate, capture and rescue “walking dead” zombies who have been harmed by vaccines.

The short comedy video is available at:
http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=774BC…


In it, Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, explains how vaccines cause neurological damage leading to full-blown “zombie-ism” that can only be cured by eating lots of superfoods and boosting immune function. The video provides how-to advice for luring vaccine zombies into zombie traps where they can be force-fed nutritional supplements until the damaging effects of their vaccines wear off.

Although the video is satire, the facts about vaccines are truly ghastly: Vaccines contain neurological irritants and numerous dangerous chemicals that have no business being injected into the human body: Formaldehyde, thimerosal and aluminum, just to name a few. All three of those are extremely toxic to mammalian nervous systems which is why vaccines transform healthy children into autistic children.

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Last week, the CDC.gov website suggested that a “zombie apocalypse” would result in the streets of U.S. cities being flooded with zombies that wanted to eat our brains (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthma…).

But as we quickly pointed out on NaturalNews, the CDC’s advice left out self defense and instructed people to essentially head out into the streets where they would be overrun by zombie attacks with absolutely no weapons to defend themselves. “Never Fear – CDC is ready” announced a subhead in the article.

What the article failed to point out, however, is that the neurological damage caused by vaccines creates zombie-like effects in human brains, including crippling the ability for independent thought and sapping willpower. Vaccines and fluoride, combined with other toxic synthetic chemicals found in foods, medicines and consumer products, actually “zombify” human brains and transform intelligent minds into gullible human followers. From there, television news tells people what to think, what to buy, what to believe and how to vote.

The only truly free minds are the ones who resist contamination from synthetic chemicals altogether. Only from a clean bloodstream, absent synthetic chemicals, can the human brain achieve optimum function and operate at a higher level. That high level of operation is precisely what the U.S. government does not want people to achieve, because then they might attain the presence of mind needed to ask questions about inflation, the national debt, never-ending wars or why TSA agents are reaching down their pants and feeling their genitals (http://www.naturalnews.com/032401_T…).

Watch How To Spot A Vaccine Zombie to be (hopefully) entertained by a satirical overview of this subject:
http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=774BC…


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