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Satire: Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains
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Fatima Guillermo Chen
The Spoof
February 23, 2008
SAN DIEGO – Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization’s lack-luster image by producing “free” comic books depicting popular superheroes working in cooperation with the UN Security Council to resolve bloody international conflicts (unless perpetrated by the State of Israel) and rid the world of disease.
Today, at a press conference held during day six of the 2008 Comic-Con convention (the largest comic book and popular arts convention in the world), Marvel spokesperson Eugene Echs revealed more details about the forthcoming project.
“We will be introducing two new “Super Villains” to the “Marvel Universe” this summer” said Echs “and just as the United Nations is a real organization, we have drawn our inspiration for their adversaries from real life examples as well”
Although no “real” names of whom these examples were was revealed, it became rather obvious once the descriptions of the villains was underway.
First there’s “Tex Truther” (obviously an homage to DC Comic’s Lex Luther). Tex was once a mild mannered political talk show host from Austin Texas named “Jonas Alexander” who, after sustaining a massive electrical shock resulting from the surge caused by a lightning bolt striking his broadcast tower, is transformed into a crazed eyed, red skinned gargantua whose bulging chest and biceps gouge and rip away at his shirt.
Surging with wrath against “world government”, Tex Truther uses thunderous rants against his opponents. His high pitched howls can be “very hard on the ears” and can, in some cases, even “bring down walls”!
The second of these new villains is a renegade Congressman who, after being exposed to the power of a sacred piece of parchment known as the “United States Constitution”, becomes “Dr. No”: a tax slashing political outsider who thwarts the efforts of globalists by opposing legislation that would put the nation’s interest’s in the hand’s of foreign powers.
“These two villains will be at the center of the conflicts that the United Nation contends with for at least the first two issues” explains Echs. “Their real life counterparts have always been a thorn in the side of the United Nations and I suspect these fictional versions will prove to be just as menacing. Much in the way “Dr. Doom” is to the “Fantastic Four”.
In addition to the new super villain line-up, Echs also revealed that Marvel was planning to give a “face lift” to many of their existing heroes.
“Spiderman” will now be “Spider-Goatman” , a nod to scientific advances in genetic cross-species research.
“Captain America” will now be “Captain Amero” and will trade in his red white and blue shield for one bearing the UN crest.
“We want to do away with antiquated notions of truth, justice and the American way” explains Echs “and replace them with more of a forward thinking, global friendly kind of attitude”
“We will also be making our characters more “eco-conscious” Echs goes on to explain “For instance; Ghost Rider will no longer be drawn with a flaming skull in order to cut down on CO2 emissions and will now ride a bicycle instead of a motorcycle to reduce the size of his carbon footprint”.
Some story ideas were also revealed centering around the predominant theme of “Man-Made Global Warming” and will pit heroes against such serious crisis as second hand smoke, outdoor BBQ’s and flatulating cows.
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February 25th, 2008 at 9:35 am
The entire article link points to nowhere.
Is the writer’s name for real? Fatima(Arabic) Guillermo(Latin) Chen(Asian)? That’s a random conglomeration for a name.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Hazy – its all FAKE. That is why it is preceded with “SATIRE”
February 25th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Hah, my mistake.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I think Alex Jones should be flattered that he has become the object of satire such as this. It only underscores the fact that he is a force with which to be reckoned. To those who love, respect and understand the man, it is also rather humorous. So, lighten up, take it in the spirit in which it is intended, and do not try to attach any ulterior, conspiratorial motives to it.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:09 am
If i could draw, I’d start a patriot comic, and show patriots rising up and kicking the NWO’s azz.
and draging the traitors into the streets and hanging them.
TheGhost Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
or just shooting them in the face in front of small children
February 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
His evil weapons are a voice that no one can seem to talk over. And a gut matched only by his mouth.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
There actually is a New World Order comic out there. It was just released under Image’s Shadowline division.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
“First there’s “Tex Truther” (obviously an homage to DC Comic’s Lex Luther). Tex was once a mild mannered political talk show host from Austin Texas named “Jonas Alexander” who, after sustaining a massive electrical shock resulting from the surge caused by a lightning bolt striking his broadcast tower, is transformed into a crazed eyed, red skinned gargantua whose bulging chest and biceps gouge and rip away at his shirt.”
That’s funny…it broke me up.
‘Jonas Alexander’ good avatar, Im sure somones already on it.
hahahahahaha
February 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Yes…as a truther myself, I would take this as a compliment. It’s refreshing to know that we are making such an impact to the point that the globalist are paying attention and trying to make fun of us with Alex Jones as the focal point.
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you and finally YOU WIN” – Ghandi
http://www.sheeporsleep.blogspot.com
February 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Alex Jones stepped up where others were afraid to go. Alex Jones puts his money where his mouth is. If other companies were to re-invest the money back into the operation like he does, our lot in life would be a lot better than what were looking at. His films are excellent to watch. He puts in real documented information. Before I heard him one night on Coast to Coast am, I was resigned to just going along with the NWO if we were going to just be the tip of spear pointed at others. Prior to finding the Alex Jones’s web sites I felt as if there was no one out there that could see what was going on. His site is the beacon for like minded people to come together. No more can we be singled out at work, or among our friends, or casual acquaintances as some conspiracy guy. The data is here. The film stock is here. His sites are a place where you can comment, and not have to fill out your life story before doing so. His films are priced to buy, not at a price you have to mortgage the house to do so. He tells you to copy, and spread the films out to people, no one else say’s that. I listened to his radio show for a year, before I became a member just to make sure he was the real deal. If your serious about fighting against what is going on, then you will join us. When you hear Alex Jones, you can hear his heart going into the broadcast, you can also hear the truth. He is just a regular guy who has stepped upped, and we must also step up to join him in this fight for our very survival. His ” rant ” is the voice we want to employ in real life that we can’t always do. His rage is what we feel. Join up people, join up now while we still have the vehical ( internet ) to do so.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:53 am
John mccain, MANCHURIAN MONKEY MAN
hILLARY – WONDERLEZbian
bARACK oBAMA – SUPERTURD
ann COULTER – zombie queen
jeff Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
i kinda like ann with the exception of her neo-con views on Muslims and the Middle East.
TheGhost Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
anyone who could even be in the same room with her and not have their face melt off is amazing
February 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
http://www.thespoof.com/news/s.....e=s4i30898
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
as a comic book reader and fanatic i can tell you that the only thing that garbage will be used for is for ass wiping.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Lest we forget Jason, its a satire b/c its referencing realities that are in fact, nonfictitious – a more important point if you don’t mind me saying so….
February 25th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
comic books of the past are more than you think, the illuminati are there too. Go see for yourself as 9-11 becomes much deeper than just a criminal plan 30+ years in the making. thebravenewworldorder.blogspot.com..dont be a monkey at the monolith anymore!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I wonder how big a carbon footprint a pile of this Schumer will leave when set on fire? Here’s a new villian for ya. Stan Lee and Eugene Echs as the Constitutional Destroyers.
This schumer better not be for real. ’nuff said!!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
well he actually wont burn as he is comprised of a gelatinous substance that satan uses to make his clones, schumer that is..
February 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I want to see a comic book of Super Heroes of America and the World
thwart the Illuminati, the NWO, the Rockerfellers, the Rothchilds,
the Bilderburg Group, the UN and the Vatican
along with the Black Pope and the crooked US government
in one big SMACKDOWN! They are then taken to the FEMA
CAMPS, tortured and put in the gas chambers (that were mean’t for US)
where they meet their creator and then banished to HELL!
Then the world lives HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
February 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Yeah it would be a good idea to hand out free anti-NWO comic books.
I GUESS THERE ARE SOME MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES AROUND WHO ARE AGAINST THE NWO AND WHO CAN FUND THIS. THEY CAN DO THIS ANONIMOUSLY IF THEY WISH. STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
reply to line 18
But it all has to happen atop the once..World Trade Center and involve helicopters and portals..to other dimensions.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Yeppers, we need some anti-nwo hero’s.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
we all can be heros if we just act as a people, rather than individuals. Like form a nation within nation. our own military, protections, from these rogues.. They are currently doing that and stealing your money to do so..so I think it would only be fair to BITE BACK ON AN OFFICIAL LEVEL.. BITE!
February 25th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
This is disgusting. Why does the New World Order need to resort to grotesque comic book heroes and villains? These people and all the other misguided power-crazed individuals, are like children who think they can lie, steal and do whatever they want and get away with it. Obviously, goodness, beauty and truth are not things that ‘Marvel’ are capable of understanding, as none of these things would be kosher enough for them. And you can’t tax ‘goodness’, ‘beauty’ and ‘TRUTH’. How disgraceful that they are openly targeting Alex and Ron Paul like this! What are they afraid of??? Can’t the NWO get on the airwaves and explains why they think these two are ‘villains’? The ugly, soul-less faces of many of the key NWO people is their trademark. Well, they can do what they like, when Christ returns at the end of the world, they will have NOWHERE to run, no-where to hide, no way to escape the aweful reality of their sins.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Dude this article is from the SPOOF it’s a Fictional News Web Site for Entertainment why would you try too pass off this Joke as Actual News? People on here actually think this is real…HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Ha! Maybe Mark Koernke can be the penguin, and Martin Sheen the Riddler! I guess that would leave Bush & Dick to play Batman and Robin. LOL
February 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER………………………………………………………………………………….I am THE CRUSADER….
February 25th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I would like to create a character named, appropriately enough, The Dead Messenger. His power would be to force an individual to be honest when speaking. Can you imagine that, seeing all these politicians saying exactly what it is they’re REALLY thinking on national TV, all their aides and secret service freaking out, rushing them off the stage… lmao…. Now this would make for some REALLY INTERESTNG NEWS!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I’d like to see this comic taken over.
They may make 1 comic book, lets take those characters and use them for good.
The stories could have a anti-hero of some feel good yuppies.
Perhaps the mad texan warns the townspeople that a damn will burst. Thousands are saved but then we see our yuppies complaining how the story hurt their feelings.
Perhaps as the story progresses we see that the yuppies are being poisoned by the water they are drinking and we come to feel sad for them.
As stupid as this comic is,, this is a good sign for all of us. And if they do make it go purchase one (1) upload it to the net and we’ll have our artists turn this into one of our greatest tools.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Story line for the second comic book:
A hotel is being renovated. Construction everywhere, we see the outside of the building that some walls/floors have been removed by some heavy equipment (similar looking to the okc building). Our hero the Mad Texan sees a moving shadow in a window, some one is in danger. The mad texan runs in… only to find our stupid yuppie friends.
MT: You’ve got to get out of here!!
Y: And why should I do that?
MT: You know this building is being demolished as we speak, right?
Y: We may know things, but the more important question is what are YOU doing in here? Shouldn’t YOU be out saving trees somewhere. Tee hee hee. We are fine, but there is no way YOU could have a reservation to this exclusive hotel so YOU will have to leave before I call security.
MT: Of course I don’t have a reservation,, no one has a reservation the building is being demolished…. oh never mind.
Y: That’s what I though.
[The yuppie turns to walk into a room.]
[The mad texan runs to leave the building, before he leaves he mentions]
MT: Btw, Don’t go in there.
Y: Why wouldn’t I. It’s MY room I’ll go anywhere I want.
[Yuppie walks though door an falls down, behind the door is nothing, the open sky and a drop of 10 floors. Some construction equipment is seen in the distance]
[The mad texan grabs the Yuppie by the arm before he falls to his death. ]
Y: You know I wouldn’t be in this mess if people like you didn’t come here in the first place. This hotel was perfectly fine until people like you started coming here.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:09 am
someone with drawing talent should start producing those kind true patriotism cartoon! it will sell like hot cake! i be the first to get a yearly membership
February 26th, 2008 at 7:04 am
This seriously BLEW MY MIND
I was in school when I read it. I told the whole class about Alex Jones and Ron Paul and what they do, and then read the article to them. My teacher Just thinks it’s stupid.
It is OBVIOUS to my class that this is propaganda for the New World Order after I told them about Alex Jones and Ron Paul and showed them the article.
They are giving this to little kids for FREE to give them all a mindset that accepts the World Government. It will stick with them for their whole lives without them realizing. I’m scared it might actually work.
But you know what, I hope YOU are reading this, YOU know who YOU are. After explaining Alex Jones and Dr.Paul to the class and showed the article to the class they saw it was obvious that this is BRAINWASHING and all you have done is made me explain the truth to EVEN MORE PEOPLE. I opened seven different pairs of eyes today with this article. All this does is make your propaganda even more obvious, it makes the brainwashing obvious to NORMAL PEOPLE with no interest in what’s happening. All you have done is made another mistake, and we will use this blatant attempt on changing the youth’s minds through propaganda to make people SEE. This is a BLUNDER- This time you made it TOO OBVIOUS
I write songs exposing you all the time, and people that hear it love the songs, and listen to the music. I have openened minds with my music, and we WILL STOP YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER through exposing this BLATANT BRAINWASHING PROPAGANDA
history will repeat itself. The World Government will surely come, but it will also SURELY FALL
February 26th, 2008 at 7:15 am
It’s NOT REAL!
The spoof is a PARODY NEWS REPORT. Why is this on here? Christ, if it would have been true, though, that really would have been something.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:42 am
The truth movement already has tremendous problems with getting taken seriously by the “non-believers”. The rest of the world tends to view us as un-employed college students and leftover hippies shouting into bullhorns. We don’t need to aggravate it by clowning around with these ill-conceived ’satires’, especially on this site. I don’t know which editorial genius thought it would be funny to joke about the end of the world as we know it, but they really, really need to grow up. Let’s save the linguistic horseplay for our post-war celebration party once the neocons plans have been defeated.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:51 am
well, i think it’s very funny and you have to KEEP A FUNNY ATTITUDE because else you really get depressed about this huge pile of &$%§&. Hearing about concentration camps, torture and child-kidnapping rings all day and realizing that it’s real doesn’t help the attitude. Either you keep joking about this hillarious situation or you get sick real quick. Let’s keep the attitude.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Dude, no way this is real. No one’s gonna read that crap!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I must say, this offends me. I am going to spend the rest of my life trying to raise awareness of the actions of our openly corrupt government. I encourage all of you to never stop, never give up for it is that attitude that empowers the enemy. I will argue to the end of the Earth that a lot of the events of the twentieth century where indeed frauds or reported as misconceptions of the truth i.e:
1907 – The Morgan Scare – A major publication owned by the infamous J.P Morgan releases an article claiming a major New York bank is now bankrupt. Thousands flock to the banks to get their money. This causes a massive surge of margin calls throughout the American economy. Time magazine years later admits that the Morgans appeared to have taken advantage of the whole thing. This leads Americans to believe that a central bank is necessary.
1912 – The Titanic – Evidence to this day suggests that it was really switched out with its older sister ship the Olympic. White Star Ocean Lines (Owned also by Morgan) was put on trial but blamed it all on the captain (who wasn’t present to defend himself in court because he was DEAD)
1913 – The passage of the Federal Reserve Act just before Christmas by a small number of representatives while most of our senators where at home celebrating the Holidays.
1941 – Pearl Harbor – Look into it. The FDR administration clearly PROVOKED the Japanese into attacking America. They then pointed their fingers and almost EVERYONE simply believed them!
THERE ARE SO MANY MORE IN BETWEEN THESE YEARS!
- Kennedy Assassinations (The Father, The Brother, AND the SON!) watch the moves JFK II and JFK III !!
MOON LANDINGS WHERE ALL FAKE!
911 and the war on terror OH MY GOD!
I WILL NEVER AGAIN BUY A MARVEL COMIC!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Is this a joke!?!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Just kidding. I wouldn’t doubt that they would stoop that low.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
This satire is truly well crafted. Jonas Alexander and Dr. No. LOL
February 26th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I think it would be a better spoof if they accepted Beavis and Butthead as members of the Bohemian Grove.. oh wait.. they HAVE.. hundreds of times already.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Hulk out and kick some NWO ass!!
February 28th, 2008 at 7:12 am
THIS IS NOT A REAL ARTICLE
Do any of you even read other peoples comments? if so, comment back. This is not real. It comes from Spoof.com- Go directly to the website and it states below the article that it is fabricated and so is everything else on the site.
Why is this on Infowars posted like it’s a real article?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:13 am
SATIRE! I Missed it
February 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Did you all see THE ONION. They had a news skit about the leaked name of the winner of the presidential election. They said the faulty voting machines did it. It was funny but I always wonder about these cartoons. Here it is
http://www.glumbert.com/media/diebold
February 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I laughed my arse off!
February 28th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I am a digital comic colorist, and I would not mind producing a comic that would do both Alex, and Dr Paul justice! Hey infowars, if you guys ever want to start a comic series let me know. It would be an honor to work with someone who is actually interested in what is true; not the fabricated, false reality that has been engineered for us!
Eric W. Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Don’t wait for Alex, isn’t the guy doing enough!?
Get going, many would love to have your skills, including me, this could be YOUR calling.
DTTNWO, LLTR
February 28th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
BTY, you guys should make it clear that this article is a parody; some people don’t exactly know what “The Spoof” is all about.
Peace
February 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
The INTENT of this “spoof” is to undermine these guys and its aimed Specifically at those who support Ron Paul and Alex Jones, let me explain. Whenever human beings are presented with information we hold the new information up to our currently held beliefs and compare the two, if the new information dosent match our beliefs we do one or all of three things distort, generalize, or delete the new information to prove to ourselves that our view of the world or beliefs system is correct. Our beliefs act as a “door man” only letting in what we want. So how do you bypass the door man? You package it as a story, a joke, or just anything thats somthing outside yourself “the presenter” of the information like let me tell you about this story this one guy told about how he saw Ron Paul going into a gay bath house near Area 51 it was a hot day and a bead of sweat was rolling off his forehead as he was totally getting rammed by trans sexual space aliens. its total bullshit, but is your impulse to attack me and reject what i say? hey its just some story a guy told me i had nothing to do with it, but those pictures, and the emotions they generate have made it in your head and that was my intent, just as it was the intent of the “spoof” to get you thinking along the lines of mis-trust. The next time somthing generates emotions in you that conflict with your beliefs think about what you just read here.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
#50 John, I would reject everything you say just because of your perverted name. It’s guys like you who tell all kinds of wicked jokes in the work place about commiting homosexual acts with each other and little boys. Just a wicked mind. You need to repent of your evil, wicked life, quit filling your mind with porn and put faith in Jesus Christ before you end up in Hell. In Hell a person is all alone. There is no partying with your friends in Hell. Hell is forever. Hell is a furnace of fire.
March 1st, 2008 at 6:50 am
Puppets without strings cant move but downwards.
March 1st, 2008 at 8:30 am
I laughed my arse off!
Me too!
WW
March 6th, 2008 at 7:20 am
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February 8th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Alex Jones and Architects for 9/11 Truth seem to be ruffling some major feathers, pissing off the right people.
Keep up the good work and we will continue to have your back.
Death To The New World Order, Long Live The Republic!!!