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Satire: Cobra Commander Announces Presidential Run
January 4, 2012
On the Infowars Nightly News today, Cobra Commander will announce his run for the office of supreme leader and will lavishly detail his outstanding record – endless war, torture, secret arrests, and a continuation of the jackhammer effect on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
News covered on this evening’s show:
A pharma lab is slapped with meager fines over vaccine tests that have killed 14 babies.
CNN’s brazen attempt to shut down a live feed of a soldier talking about his plan to vote for Ron Paul.
A report that admits the plain truth – Ron Paul may have secretly won the Iowa caucus.
Paul’s takedown of the scurrilous neocon and unrepentant globalist Newt Gingrich.
An amazing high-tech plane built to soar above the clouds — on Saturn’s mysterious moon Titan.
The unconscionable European Union plan to slap a VAT tax on food.
The dead herring mystery: thousands of dead fish that have washed up on a Norwegian beach.
The increasing robbery of commuters as they pay around a fifth of their wages on rail fares that have soared lately by 11%.
And finally the arrogance of Obama, who declares that he does not need the NDAA to secretly arrest and detain American citizens.
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