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The Moon is Not Enough
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James Burns
FreedomFiles
October 10, 2009
Kudos to our Glorious Dear Leader Obama on winning the Nobel Peace Prize; some people may question why you were awarded, but not I. Pay no attention to those, like Congressman Ron Paul; who happens to point out that, “the (NPP) Application had to be in on February 1st (2009), and he (Obama) had only been in Office a total of 12 days…”. The Doubting Tom’s and Debby Downers out there have no idea why you were rightfully awarded the Prestigious Nobel Peace Prize, but I do. It is no coincidence that he won this Award on the same day as his Greatest Victory; not only for the American People, but for the entire world.
You see, on the day Obama took Office as our 44th President; he was briefed that the Planet was under a great threat of epic proportions. Without hesitation, President Obama sprung into action; knowing that he was about to Save the Earth, his loving wife Michelle went ahead and got our Beloved Leader’s Nobel Peace Prize Application filled out, and mailed off to Oslo, Norway before the deadline. At the same time he began working behind the scenes on the most ambitious plan in the long course of Human History. While most Americans were sleeping on Friday, October 09, 2009; the Primitive Strike against humanities greatest enemy was carried out.
- A d v e r t i s e m e n t
Moon People are approximately 8 feet tall, have cybernetic implants, and powers that would make the X-Men look like the X-Boys. For Decades they had been building their Super Invasion Fleet, Legions of Clone Soldiers, and were set to begin the Attack of Earth on October 20, 2009. However, they didn’t count on one man; the Greatest Man to ever live, President Hussein Obama. Before they could launch their invasion; the Moon People were all wiped out in a single blow by the LCROSS, resulting in the destruction of their Secret Moon Base. We can all rejoice now and be thankful to our Dear Leader for saving us all, and all he got in return for his hard work was a little Nobel Peace Prize.
You all can rest easy now that Big Brother is watching out for us; thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act, REAL ID, Expansion of FISA, PDD51, John Warner Defense Authorization Act, and all those wonder elected officials of ours who have done their part to do away with that crummy old, and moldy document known as The Constitution, it was so 20th Century. Even our Second Greatest President, George W. Bush knew this to be true when he referred to it as, “Just a Goddamned Piece of Paper!” Both of these Great Americans did their part to build up the Government, and protect us from those dastardly vile soulless Moon People. It does remind me of something a guy named Ben once said, “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety”. What the hell does he know anyways, it’s not like they had a race of damn dirty extra terrestrial beings to deal with back in the day.
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October 10th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
What the hell? xD
Johnson Bar Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Ahhhhhhh….
Apathy at its Best !
Aussie voice Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Sounds like anoter screenplay for a sci-fi caroon. The real question is why is suddeny so important to the human race, that the moon has water ? They are presenting it as a major Global scientific breakthru, that opens a new door to space exploration. Is it just another distraction from their global agenta ? Are trying to make us take our eyes from the ball ? In the game of cricket and baseball the government represent the ballers, and the people are the batsmen. If we take our eyes of the ball, they win. The nobel prize is really the “ROTHCHILD” prize, and Obama deserves it, because he is the MESSIAH of the NWO. HE is the chosen one.
martin Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 2:22 am
It seems as though EL PRESIDENTI has ticked another box that would qualify being an ANTICHRIST.. the PEACEMAKER we now have
(1) the GREAT DECIEVER
(2) the ARROGANT ONE
(3) APPEARING AS a MAN OF PEACE
Guy Fawkes Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:41 am
Done in the voice of Bruce from family guy… ” Ohhhh noooooo!!!” ..I Knoooooow
G Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Don’t forget that his theme “Yes we can!” is a clear “Thank you Satan!” when played backwards. …and now he is openly the president of the UN Security council against our own Constitution. Considering the times…he is the best candidate for the Anti-Christ so far in history.
Aussie voice Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 5:59 am
Allow me to disagree. HE is the great DECEIVER for the American people. He is not the antichrist. He is an instrumental part or the antichrist system. If he is a puppet of ROTHCHILD then he is also in the “synagogue of satan”. Maitreya also is not the one, even though great hype is build around him. The False Prophet is in the world today, and i bet his identity is a top secret. More bad things must happen before he appears. Right now the USA is in the eye of the storm. It’s going thru great tribulation. For you it must feel more intense. Most of the world has no idea. In Australia the media makes no mention of USA problems. TV stations continually talk about prosperity, and recovery and a new economic boom. It’s scary how deceived they are. Take courage..your greatest weapon is your inner faith and strong spirit. “FEAR not, for I AM with you” says the LORD.
phenom Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:09 am
I’m a scientist and the moon bombing was to kill a dark species of patriots living in a crater on the moon. Many people have died just so you can have this message .. Okay I’m full of it.. Anyway the moon bombing wasto find water totally understand the reason. This could launch a new dawn in space exploration it costs a ton of money to transport our own water in space.. anyway moon is a lighter mass easy to launch rockets etc etc.. It’s a good thing.. Anyway check out my latest vid on the g20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....annel_page this is the sh * t
Aussie voice Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Allow me to be suspicious about the space program. Especially now that more countries are getting involved in space exploration, it seems that STAR TREK is about to begin. But i believe it is for other reasons. They discovered something BIG and are not telling us. As if we can handle it if we knew the truth. The “ALLIEN” threat/existense possibility is starting to be more widely acceptable.
williamwallace Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Yes dont forget that he also resembles the discription of Jesus Christ’s look when he comes back to earth hair like lambs wool white feet of burnished bronze. And the name president Bush is a blasphmous name. When moses has discovered YHVH in a burning bush and gave him the 10 comandments. Our first constitution. just rember the devil thought that the 10 comandments were just a god dam piece of stone and that devil though the 2nd constitution was just the same a god dam pice of paper.. it also proves another prophsey true when the one gives his power to the next one that is the 2 unclean sprits talked about in the bibles revelations. George Bush And Berack Hussain Obama. Another similarity that makes it obvious is that when berack said “Folks aint reading their bible” he might have been right. Why havent the people stood up to stop the anti Chirst from taking ove the earth. Well for one if its written in there as prophsey than it must occur other wise 2 thing would be possible 1 is it isnt the time yet or 2 it must occur for it to be true. Believe me its scary to think that the worst time in the worlds history is comming down on us. 2 schools of though come to mind those that know and bury their heads like ostrages or plausable denyers. Psycological speaking this can cause serious consequences if people come to grips with the reality that ancient one is here to kill off the children of god. IE all of humanity. But he cannot stop the rock zooming in on april 13 2029 that is what his consiquences will be hell on earth.
OOPS! Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
SO, I WAS TOLD WE WENT TO THE MOON IN 1968….. GUESS THAT’S ANOTHER LIE HUH….
plantation slave Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
phenom or is it venom? Scientist? there haven’t been any real scientists on this planet that existed for science since Newton, Ben Franklin, Einstien, etc. These modern day para scientists are for absorbing paychecks, government grants, studying wolly worms, sex, eugenics, human extermination, and/or wasting taxpayer money. I dont care what is with the moon cause I dont ever think ill set foot there. If we get invaded by aliens from the moon well, Its your damn fault…scientists forgot to tell us all it could happen. So if you arereally a scientist…take your science degre and shove it to the moon. Go study something more attractive as in climate change, and tellus all we have only a few years to exist here on earth so you can sell me my prepaid ticket to my cubicle on the moon where I will live in totalitarian scociety for the benefit of those still allowed to breathe here on earth.
plantation slave Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Oh! I forgot… its easier to just exterminate me here and be done with me…so you can feel all warm and cozy all over. Fat Chance!
I don't care about ufos Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
What’s this crap doing on Infowars? This sounds like something Art Bell or Bill Cooper would cover.
I thought you didn’t cover chupacabras, bigfoot, space aliens, and the like Alex?
So now the ice test is a cover to nuke a secret moon base?
Servant Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
BO is not the ANTICHRIST
JaneTheCarpenter Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I hear what you are saying. This si some really scary shit!!
Julian Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Satan is the adversary who does things backwards. So to a Satanist War really can be peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBmWCMGmOWs
m-c hamer Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Is Obama a “Rothchilion” He is not noble= not for peace& He even told the Muslims, that we were to blame for all their sorrows that the pop culture is to blame for there hate of the western people not buying in to that beat the shit out of your wife, so where is his peace for us or them, DAMN THIS GETS worse every DAY!!!!!!!!!! DIM BLUE STATES FIXIN TO TURN RED AS A MO FO!!!!!!!!!Get rid of the whole bunch in 2010 Nancy love your gavel whilst you can>>>>
rick Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 6:12 am
it has nuthing to do with finding water either thats what they want the masses to think,what it has to do is if they can hit a target pinpoint 225000 miles from earth in preperation for the coming of planet x.they have to make sure they can knock it out off the collision course that it is on with earth,they already know its coming they just dont want to tell anyone and start a panic,dont believe me do some research on planet x nabu it has already been spotted by amature astronomers its only a matter of time before it will be visible with the naked eye so then you can thank us for saving humanity like we saved the french from speaking german and never asked a thing in return money is not everything life,compassion,imagination,education,love,peace are the things that matter not money if it cost 72 million to make another generation dream of exploration or so save us from some hidden force ….it was money well spent
RJB Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I would think that the energy necessary to take a litre water from Earth, which is covered in the stuff, and put it into orbit, would be significantly less than the energy it would take to put all the men and equipment on the moon needed to extract just one litre from every ton of moon dirt.
I want to see the study. I want to see the comparison of the cost of putting a litre of earth water into orbit, versus the cost of extracting water from moon dust. Only if the cost advantage is significant can the moonwater mining operation even begin to be justified.
Maybe some corporate types are looking at “the next big thing” in the boutique bottled water frenzy. How much would people pay to drink a tiny bottle of water from the moon? How many health benefits will be ascribed to this cosmic moonwater in order to boost demand and price?
But who could tell the difference? Why not just purify and bottle good old reliable Earthwater and sell it as Moonwater? If they could, and no one could possibly tell the difference, do you think it wouldn’t happen?
Maybe this whole thing is to set us up for that scam. Make us believe there is water on the moon and that we are going after it, and many hundreds of billions of dollars later, selling us bottled water that they will claim comes from the moon, when in fact it doesn’t, no moonwater mining operation wasever setupo there, and all that money has disappeared down yet another rat hole.
I smell a really, really big SCAM here.
No, I suspect this is not about water on the moon at all. There is something else going on.
wide awake Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am
i’m with you on that!!!
They killed bart on the moon Reply:
October 13th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Ok, why blow up something on the moon that cost billions when all they had to do was land and drill for oil or water or take samples and save billions. Was it to cover up something on the moon they didn’t want future adventurers to see? I was watching the vids on them blowing up stuff on the moon, in which there is a strange video that showed structures on the moon and what looked like houses at one time. Then watching them nuke part of the moon with a fuel tank you can almost see the little bart fellow waving before he get blipped.
That is the way we do things, we go to other places, meet new people and kill them.
The little fella didn’t have a chance.
Sam Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
LMAOOO
spgrabia Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
ROTFLMFAO!
Riproarin Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Next thing he will be having wars with daycares……
“It was a long and difficult battle, casualties on both sides, but the american dream has won out once more”
brad Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Obama osama obama osama BIN LADDIN OH OBAMA OSAMA BIN LADDIN BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN, BOMB bOMB BOMB CHINA. AMERICAN AL-QADIA FUUCK YEA.
williamwallace Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 10:27 am
obama ossama binladden biden sounds like a sudinim for something I just cant figure it out why biden hummm????I got it obama bin laden
osama biden
tim osman
barry sataro
Dam all these AKA’s make me want to grap my AK-47
mtn Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Moon People! what a load of old s**t!. omg the moon is just a rock whith nothing on it.
I dont like the fact they crashed probes into it. that could do real damage to our graverty idiots!
Obama does he not have a heart. does he honestly believe every thing he is doing is humane. not to mention the u.k we are implodeing on ones self makeing people turn agenst other people. now they want every teachers to hand over there personal life to the goverment so that they can be spyed on no one has personnel life any more. they are blasting christians, to people may not be religouse and not believe they have to admitt christians are great at being a community and working together through friendship and love not greed not hate love.
I no the owners hate that.
gull A bull Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:20 am
YEAH, THERE IDIOTS, and you can’t even spell Gravity lol!
mtn Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I get one word wrong i am not that great at spelling and useing a turkish lap top makes it a lot harder. I feel embarressed i wont post agin untill i have made my spelling perfect.
umustbkidding Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
You just spelled “they’re” wrong you fucking dumbass Spelling Cop. So who fucking cares? Quit nitpicking at grammar bullshit. Fuck!
Julian Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Moon people do exist they are called Mulisms.
Olive Farmer Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Olive’s back!
http://olivefarmercrete.blogspot.com
Red Dawn 09 Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Dont worry they had to test that missle to make sure it did not do to much damage to the Iran oil fields so they tested it on the moon first. You had better have your things prepared for travel and have it ready for transport soon. Dont forget salt,magnisium fire starter,hatchet,hand saw,wood working tools,vitamins,water filter,portable burner,first aid kit with snake bite and bee sting kit,dehydrated food,emergency blankets,extra socks,sturdy boots for all,hunting knife,compass,rope,carabiner clips,heavy duty trash bags for keeping your things dry while fording rivers,galvanised screws,warm cloths,sugar,spices,weapon&ammo ALOT,tarps not tents,sleeping bags rated 20 below 0,bug repelent,razor blades,ace bandages,laminated maps, and alot im sure you have allready. Your life DOES depend on it so spare no expence on these things. Click my name for solid information on todays hottest topics. Movies,video’s,blog’s,text and when your just to full of info to continue, Games. Updated daily and newly awakened patriots welcome.
Corporate Death Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
“Bush knew this to be true when he referred to it as, “Just a God damned Piece of Paper!” ”
Do we have video or audio of this? Or, per se, an official transcript. Otherwise, this is hearsay or rumor.
Also, “God damned” is to words. And, I think you meant to write “wonderful” in your last paragraph. Not “wonder”.
jack havoc Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
bush clearly stated the constitutions just a god damn piece of paper
google that shit
its on youtube 20 times scarey as hell
willie Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
war on the moon by trillion, du in iraq, destruction of the america we knew and butchering babies referred to as fetuses or baby bumps. wow, awards for that. NOT FOR LONG PALS. LOVE TO THE REST……………THE ARMY OF YHWH. on his way. 7777
October 10th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
First!!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Second!!
Lasick Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:12 am
double fail!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I had no idea Obama saved us from the moon people. golly
Golly Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
yes ?
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
next it will be the underpants gnomes
Riproarin Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
ummm….they DO actually exist you know !
Justin Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:39 am
proof?
October 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Good stuff !!!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
LOL
October 10th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
This has to be the stupidest article I’ve ever read here.
tyrannyresponseteam1 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Sometimes a bit of comic relief is good for the soul.
dave4change Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
here here …lol i sure am glad he had the money to do that most important mission now i know i can sleep easy
Jae Mackensie Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I agree
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I am sure that you are aware of the term sarcasm. lol
It’s funny as hell. I couldn’t stop laughing as I read it. I mean, yeah that’s a terrible waste of money, but lmao… he presented that so well!
Gary Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Yes, I am, Josh. Are you aware that there is such a thing as poor sarcasm, i.e., that which is infantile, sophomoric or simply idiotic? Not all humor is funny to those with a more sophisticated wit.
Josh F. Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:58 am
aha so you think you are sophisticated… lmao.
grow up, tard.
Gary Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Why don’t you? You’re the one who started the childish name-calling.
Faidh Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Wit cannon be measured by any one person or group. So, yes, grow up and realize that we all are different, and perhaps enjoy that fact as well.
Have you ever heard the term “laugh to keep from crying”? Well, there you go. Since with every moment the plans of the global elite are grinding their way into place, we need this to at least have a laugh at our own plight, and the idiocy of granting a “peace prize” for doing nothing to bring about peace.
Myself, I am putting an application at the next state fair… I want to win the blue ribbon for prettiest pony! I’ll fill out my name Obama for the win. Victory will be mine!
Bart Simpson Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Not a silly article. It is just making a point. The article is rediculous because sending an explosive devise into our moon is rediculous…get it!
Riproarin Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Other probes have already verified that water does exist on the moon…
…
79 Mil, for 4 minutes of data ?
Nawwww, there is something afoot.
Proanonymous Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
“A little nonsense now and then is cherished among the wisest men.” ~ Gene Wilder in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Josh F. Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Great quote! Thank you. Now, The moron, Gary, needs to read that.
Gary Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Only an idiot like you would consider a line by Gene Wilder, from a children’s movie a “great quote.”
Josh F. Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
lmao.. right.. idiot…
Whatever you say…
Because, you’re so sophisticated and intelligent that you can’t understand the significance of a having some GOOD humor once in a while.
Maybe you should take a bit to smell the roses, etc.
aha and as for your other comment, obviously, you’re not so high above my level, are you?
and that’s pretty embarrassing for someone who is supposed to be as sophisticated as yourself.
Please, just STFU for your own good.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
send community organizers to the moon!!(Alice Cramden is alreadt there)
October 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
“SAVE THE PLANET’S MOON – BEFORE IT’S TOO-LATE!!”
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
lmao now we’re gonna have moon-hippies… lol I mean, come on Nobama… what in the world are you doing worrying about the damn moon when we are in debt for so much as it is…
oh right…
You just do what your bosses tell you…
voiceofreason Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 2:18 am
I think Obama would have gotten better results if he had convinced the Moon People that they have a global warming problem, and then Cap’n'traded ‘em to death.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
lolwat?
October 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Well, then why else did he the prize?
A funny piece!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
haha good stuff, and to think – this war with the Moon is only costing us 79 million dollars! By far the cheapest war to date! He should be award the war is peace prize for that alone…
October 10th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Now I have that warm and fuzzy feeling. Next, the sun.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Resistance if Futile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....s&NR=1
October 10th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I tend to be a lurker…but this made me want to post!
LOL
Thank-you for clearing this up…
October 10th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Fourth!!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Thank you Obama for saving us all from the dreaded moon people!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
MUST BE GOLD UP THERE. IF ONLY I COULD REMEMBER THAT NATIVE AMERICAN JOKE.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
we didnt attack the moon 0n 10/9… there were no commercial satellites on 10/9 … do some reserch and you will see that it was impossible for obama to save us from the moon people , because there were no commercial satellites
Jim Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
LOL
Highlanderess Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
That was really funny!!!
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Don’t believe the hype!! NO COMMERCIAL SATELLITES!
I’ma go make a shirt now..
Solar Absolution Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
lol
October 10th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
next terget the chupracobras on planet x
hahaha Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
its chupacabras
Isaac_Newton_g=9.8m/s2 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
its chupaKKKabras
October 10th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Isnt that something great I still believe we should have saved much more Money if we would had send in the Border Patrol or Homeland Security just maybe we could had arrested someone and charged one of them
October 10th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Some rocket scientist- sorry but…..LOL! That was pretty funny i’m still lmao…..
October 10th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I’m mooning Obama right now.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Dumb ASS!!! STUUUUuuuupiD!. DUMB ASS!
Oh and Smmeeeaagle told me too tell U… SSssssstuuuupid FAT Dummb asses!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
This article makes this web site look credible… LMAO… Keepum comin. Sttttuuuupid FAT HOBBITSESS!!!
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
So, you lack the intelligence to understand when an article is “being” sarcastic?
Interesting…
Even more interesting is that you seem to think your opinion worth hearing.
Keep drinking your water…
October 10th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Wow everyone here believes everything their told by this website. Sure there are alot of good articles and whistle blowers. But this article is stupid. Moon people lol what. 8 foot tall and cybernetic powers WTF. Also put it into to perspective if that bomb was for what this fruitcake that wrote this thinks it was for. Then how does taking out one secret base make us all safe all of a sudden. As it would be the case if another planet send a bomb like that to us. Its feeble to assume that if their was a race on the moon that they would be in one specific area. Stick to whats going on here.
James Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
This article is not stupid;the people who are to dense to understand !that this story is merrly a parody wrote in an attempt to make a point are stupid !
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Jeez.. another person with no sense of humor.
Even in harsh times people need to laugh and hear the lighter side every now and then.
It’s some comic relief.
Sarcasm, if you will.
Please, elevate your I.Q. a bit.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
If the moon is made from cheese then wouldnt the moon people be called Cheesynites
wee Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
and when they pee would be called cheese whiz
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
ROFLMAO!!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Does anyone know just why we bombed the moon?
wee Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
because iraq was getting boring…….too check for water again
Jim Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
To justify invading Mars?
H2O Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
pure scientific experiment. a rocket impacted the moon to see the particles that kick up from it’s surface, hoping for some water particles. seriously, this is the worst article on infowar… no more than utter stupidity.
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
ITS CALLED SARCASM YOU ID! SEEMS ITS THE ONLY THING HUMANS UNDERSTAND OTHER THAN THEIR EGOS BEING CONSTANTLY ATTENDED TO OR BEING TREATED LIKE INFANTS. NO WONDER THE ELITE WANT MOST OF YOU DEAD AND THE REST AS SLAVES.
sumsrent Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
h2o… you may consider this “the worst article”…
What’s really worse… is the fact that we cough’d up millions to pay for this stupid experiment!
Additionally; we’ve got idiots in NASA dreaming about habitable planets and we can’t get this planet straightened out!
Talking about losing focus or having inaccurate priorities… NASA is a waste of money at this point in time…
Let the dude from Virgin records handle the trips to the moon… the government needs to get out of it!
Isaac_Newton_g=9.8m/s2 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Moon’s H2O=Iraq WMD
mama j Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Don’t they have enough science experience going on now, here at earth? *cough cough*
October 10th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz4ifzTj9ww The most important 10 minutes of Aaron Russo’s Reflections and Warnings interview.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
You know what i can actually see it now on CNN ->
Mr. Obama : “Dear Americans, today we face a grave and dangerous threat, which far out ways the Taliban, Al Qaeda… and Skeletor… combined!” – “Today we face Chupacabras from Planet X”
Jim Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
with a note on the teleprompter (Look serious! don’t crack up!)
October 10th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
WOW, why is satire on infowars never identified as such on infowars nor identifiable as such by actually being funny?
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
If you didn’t think that was funny, you just don’t have a sense of humor. Retard.
1776blues Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I agree Josh, this was very funny and it was more of a shot at Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, but way too many people here are critics and some didn’t bother to check the actual website. All they do is bitch, whine, cry and point fingers. Get real people!
FuNKaDeLiK Reply:
October 13th, 2009 at 10:44 am
This Marklar was very Marklar, and I will Marklar it again.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Gives new meaning to the phrase “shoot the moon”
Guess NASA just showed us their ass.
One by land, Two by sea
Krzyzmo
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I THINK THAT WAS SHOOT FOR THE MOON.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
NOW THE government will have to put an occupation force to watch over the moon men < probably blackwater mercs<<with harden police logos on their space shuttles and I’m not sure but I don’t think getmo cells can hold 8 ft tall moon men, and then send billions to the moon men in Foreign aid
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
No no no no no no.. the new camps that they built were for the MOON people, guys. lmao
October 10th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
WOW if only they had let us know about all of this sooner I would have known better than to question our president of the world.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
YES! Finally, those damn Mooninites got what was coming to them, what with terrorizing Boston and flipping us off. Or were they Lunarians, with their evil immortal princess and moon rabbits? I get my Lunar races mixed up.
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
It was the evil Moon Moles. Nasty creatures.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Adit the FED this is most important
October 10th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Audit,Audit,Audit…Fucken Audit !
October 10th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I think they made a comic book about this…
Either way;
they launched something that we’re apparently not gonna like. Yay…
roaddog6 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
damn moon people anyway. I guess we showed them.
No NWO!!!! Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Can I trade obuma fo some moon people? They can’t all be dead. That millions of wasted dollars probably didn’t even hit the target.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I like the blu cheese with the hot wings better than the ranch!
October 10th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Oslo, Norway? The Nobel price is taking place in Sweden.
October 10th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
With this government we can expect surprises next we will send another rocket but to the sun see if we find oil since its still burning how much would this expedition cost any idea…
Josh F. Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
O.o That would be AWESOME! Let’s Doooz it! How about we NUKE IT?!
I mean, seriously, how sure were they that they wouldn’t set off some crazy chain reaction?? I mean.. who knows what could really be in all of the space-dust and even the core of the moon???
I think it was kinda risky to do that in general…
Jim Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Wait till they fire up the Hadron collider. We might be sucked into a black hole. I read a scenario where holes would appear in the earths crust everywhere with light coming through and disintegrating and sucking everything into it. Now that will be exciting.
October 10th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
RON PAUL, our hero, SPEAKS UP over Obama’s Peace Prize “winning”.
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/
Rhonda
October 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
October 10th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
In a time when there is so much controversy for our nation, it is nice to know that we have 79 million dollars to spend hunting water crystals on the moon. A famous physicist explained that either we would find crystals or nothing. I love all the nice pictures of galaxies far far away but I feel like I woke up one morning in a different reality. Holy crap 79 million to blow a crater into the moon…I will mail them a freaking ice cube.
October 10th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
That was funny.
So THAT’S why we bombed the moon. Now I’m “in the know.”
October 10th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I know the article was written with tongue in cheek, but there is serious talk in some circles about stuff on the moon that shouldn’t belong there. One whistle-blower claimed to have seen images of the backside of the Moon taken in the mid 60’s that showed structures of some sort. In a few of the recent Clementine DOD mission images there are curious “air-brushed” areas that indicate something there that maybe someone doesn’t want the general public to see.
Remember, we are dealing with the Illuminati when it comes to important information, and they have a stranglehold on it. They alter history for their benefit, not ours. Something that would upset the status quo is kept hidden by them.
Keep an open mind and do not discount any data, no matter how silly it sounds. That’s the only way we’ll be able to sift though all the BS that these evil bastards throw at us to keep us ignorant and off balance.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Well. it WAS a big secret, until this Burns fella sprung the jack-in-the-box. Now everyone knows. I think they still have one or tow of those moonfolk beings at Area 51 in Nevada. I would post my photos of them, but they are blurry and grainy…sigh. BTW, I too am soooo thankful our dear leaders are watching out for us (is it me, but at times I do feel they simply are watching us, ah never mind. back to Football and Idol).
October 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
If there is any type of alien lifeforms on the moon, they might just take that blast as a declaration of war on them. : O
October 10th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
http://911essentials.com says why can’t our super duper space program provide satellite or telescope photos of any of the original moon landing sites and the objects left behind?
What a load of horse hockey wrapped in a layer of bullshit.
Once that myth is shown and accepted the power of these liars will be gone and the game over.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I bet these are the spaced based weapons they have pointing at the earth and they wanted to test it.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Thank you i totaly agree 13 years in school K-12 and I barly learned anything except through life church and info wars the education system is very messed up!
book smart Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
go to a library and read. read lots of fiction as many are things to come. and non fiction to learn of the past.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Thanks Infowars for posting my Article. I appreciate everyone’s responses, both positive and negative; thank you for taking the time to read my Article, and while I understand how crappy all this NWO Stuff is, I felt we all needed a good laugh for once. Keep up the fight fellow Truthers and Infowarriors!
Liberty,
James Burns
FreedomFiles.us
October 10th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Death is to good for those dirty Mooninites!!!
October 10th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
you know ur just a group of fuckin racists who got nothing better to do than hate the first non-white president while hiding under the guise of believing and supporting government conspiracies. GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE!!
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
JACE a racist? gee, here when i thought i was native american. fyi my moms a full blood. you must be a newby. i’d post whats in a vaccine, vaccine reactions and more but its a long one so i’m not because i’m tired. monday 10-12 would be a better time to check back on infowars and all stories related to vaccines and you’ll find my comment. hope you come back. our purpose is to save as many as we can even though we know most don’t appreciate what were trying to do or are even aware they need help.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
hahaha i caint go outside the leftover moon people might be out there and super Obongo is sleepin
October 10th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
superbly written, I really enjoyed it
October 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
JACE and yes, sometimes our human emotions get in the way and we resort to name calling and such.
October 10th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Wonder if there are any jobs on the moon?
October 10th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
What? All this so BO can find out for once and for all the moon is or is not made out of cheese???
Damn my tax dollars anyway! Not raining swiss cheese over here….
October 10th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
this is stupid…
October 10th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
that was a pisser LOL
October 10th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Yeah… that was rather dumb.
October 10th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
LOL! That’s some funny sci-fi piece there… Good point though!
October 10th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I’m sorry Obama, im gonna let you finish but Dr. Evil had the best plan to blow up the moon of all time.
October 11th, 2009 at 12:04 am
whatever, there is no way they are 8 feet tall. more like 7′9
October 11th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Satire is hysterical, and I grasp the larger comedy in play here, that being that we are told bigger lies than this one every day and people eat them up.
There are people who would believe that we believe that Obama attacked an alien race on the moon, so let’s not supply them with ammo to shoot at us.
People who wish to discredit the movement can post blind links to articles like this and permanently poison people against the truth. Even worse, what if someone quoted this article during a television interview or a mock-u-mentary.
As it stands, We have enough credibility issues with the sheeple,
so you should add a satire disclaimer to the article just to make sure it isn’t used against you.
October 11th, 2009 at 12:41 am
“LOL!! Alex Jones has the “Cojones” to say it how it is, and not fall into the sheep trap! Question is..”Are you a sheep, or an alien?? PS…The bankers own Obama!! Please don’t forget that!
October 11th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Thanks for the Suggestion “A bit concerned”, I have added a Disclaimer to my Article on my site.
October 11th, 2009 at 1:56 am
you need water for fuel and air to breath. also this becomes way easyer for it makes things cheaper and easyer. this will make way they dont have to spend as much of your money sence the goverment cut nasa’s funding form 4% during the 1960’s to not even 1%. this will help them make a base on the moon and go to mars form there. why cant go form here you ask? well there lil to no garvity on the moon thus the need less power to leave its orbit. thus makeing it cheaper to go to mars in around 2015/2030s if were still around by then. if none of you feel there is future in space for humans your narrow mined and nieve and coluse minded.
sudonym Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Dear coluse minded (Close-minded…. I actually can spell but I will be glad to send you a dictionary when I mail the ice cube to NASA. Or since you are so excited about the space program maybe you could start by hitting spellcheck on your computer screen prior to sending a comment….lol….
By the way NASA has alot to offer science and technology…and I believe the bloggers represented here are an educated bunch that enjoy healthy debate with a bit of sarcastic flair. As for fuel and air to breathe I have plenty of both on earth right now. Maybe NASA could work on the global warming issue and ecological problems with our own water and air and we would not have to move to the moon….
October 11th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Wouldn’t it be better if we just occupied the moon instead? Just think of all that Helium 3 up there, isn’t it worth more to die for.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:58 am
You fucks need to get off of here and do something.
Blah, blah, first and other nonsense.
If you can’t get off the keyboard, go somewhere else and inform others, don’t preach to the choir.
Cardboard and a marker does alot more than you’ll ever do here, losers.
I’m sick of you fucks that waste time here past getting info.
Go tho the courthouse and hand out http://www.freepress.net/ownership/chart/main
Damn, do something!!!
sudonym Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:55 am
but I like preaching to the choir ,….they are my peeps….
No NWO!!!! Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 11:22 am
It’s Sunday, dude. We all have to take a break from getting out and saving the world. Even God had a day of rest.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:59 am
http://fija.org/download/1/
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 am
Whats this crap….come on Alex !!!
waste of a reading page for sure.
With all thats going on, Why load crap like this.
By the way..I think your A1 Alex.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Well I guess Joseph Smith was right that there were moon people….I knew it all along!!! I’d also like to bear my testimony that the mormon church is true and Jesus preached to the Nephites and Lamanites in America long before columbus arrived.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:41 am
i the great obama would like to inform all on earth that the great threat from those evil clangers,and their leader the soup dragon has been nutralised.
we had it on great authority from intel sources they were causing wave motions in the sea.
ALL HAIL OBAMA!!!
BS OBAMA
YES WE CAN YES WE HAVE
October 11th, 2009 at 7:52 am
anyone who buys his crap about junking all nuclear weapons needs to ask why in hell is the us pointing space-based WMDs down ont ehw rold in violation of all treaties.
maelstrom Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:52 am
correction: the world
roaddog6 Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 9:59 am
maelstrom—The nuclear weapons in space was a guise to intentionally be disgarded in order to be able to use tesla technology on the secret. nasa can create earthquakes, minipulate the weather and other things that can cuase just as much damage, as a nuke, without radiation side affects. If there is a huge earthquake with no aftershocks, I would bet it was done by nasa. High and low pressures in weather are done by nasa. They can heat up the ocean to create hurricanes.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Think how many starving children they could have fed with the money they used for this rediculous project.makes me sick
sudonym Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:56 am
exactly the point.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:32 am
We never went to the moon. Obama blew up the “1969 landing site.” Now when we send a man to the moon, this is why it wont be there.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:46 am
This was allowed onto infowar.com???????? Gay!!
This is unneccessarilly sarcastic and exagerated over the coincidence of the moon water test expedition.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:52 am
so they bomb the moon and we have 4 earthquakes and a tidal wave, coincidence? there are no coincidences!
October 11th, 2009 at 8:54 am
This was the most sarcastic hilarious thing I’ve read in the past week, just great. Still laughing…..
October 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Aussie, you r correct! Amerika is “in the eye of the storm”. The NWO wants to take down America first.
Amerika held back the NWO for 100 years or so. Now that it is fully infiltrated and betrayed, most of the money and assests have been sucked out, it is just a matter of time. Another false flag, etc…whatever the means, it will show the rest of the world that the NWO is in total control as Ameika is devastated.
Regarding the bombing of the moon. IF you really believe that they were just looking for H2O/dust particles…i have a bridge to sell you!!!!!! Why did they bomb the dark side of the moon so that no one else could view??? Do not ever, ever trust the MSM (main stream media), i do not even trust their weather forecast.
October 11th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Thanks, sort of helps to laugh after the “disgust” of the “piece prize”. Tho thinking of the $79million brings tears to my eyes. Like your site too James.
October 11th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Don’t fool yourselves Folks. We never went to the moon. The Establishment “DID” need money, though. They couldn’t just ask the American people for money so they could use it for WMDs, hi-tech spacecrafts and underground bunkers for the Elite, so they asked the tax payers to pay for the much needed “Space Race” with their taxes and proceeded to created one of the biggest hoaxes the world has seen…The Moon Landing. Which, of course, was recorded on very fuzzy film that has always been challenged by experts…and can no longer be found….hmmmmm.
And now, we’re shooting missiles into the Moon to find out how much water is there? Give me a break…It’s merely another distraction from the NWO agenda and another way to justify taxing the American public again with another bill. You see, it’s all one, big, freakin’ lie after lie after lie…to keep control and keep the wealth!
BTW, Don’t believe the Astronauts…they’re paid and bought for…just like the rest of them.
sudonym Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
zoiks …batman…oh wait …that was scooby doobie doo oh now let me have a few illusions left in my box of trix are for kids…..the next thing you will tell me is that the grinch didn’t really steal christmas and Horton did not hear whos …he needed antipsychotics…lol
October 11th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Hey, maybe we can trade this story for the official 911 story. Their value is roughly equivalent.
Websuspect above probably has it right. The pentagram probably has plans for a space based weapon system using inertial warheads. I remember in the 70’s reading a sci-fi novel about a war between the free moon and earth. The moon forces used these weapons to great effect. All you have to do is nudge them into the gravity well and voila- a multi-megaton explosion without all the nasty radiation.
October 11th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
You guys are just crazy. There is no new world order you all are just paranoid morons. GET A LIFE!!! 9/11 is not a inside job and OBAMA is the president of the world. FOOOLS!!!!
nader paul kucinich gravel Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
REPRISE CHARLIE FOXTROT
US of israel B52 cheney Nobel peace 911 false flag NAFTA nation Treasury theft 7 nation army Persia nat gas Of mice & men Red dawn 2010 Mil spec anthrax Pres carter smile Chickenhawk roost American holocaust Mossad megaphone USS liberty & trident James blunt no bravery Jericho III north america Tillman tight 3 round group Nile is not just a river in egypt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyu07k4iZpE
October 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
HAHAHA Leave it up to a Louisianian to make a piece like this! I’m so grateful you would let us know that the Moon People were planning another attack! Down with the Moon People! Up with NPP!
Go James! Geaux!
Mayhaps next time they could shoot me up there with a divining rod? hehe
October 11th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Those moon people are not all that bad, it’s the Sun people (aka Freemasons) that we should be more worried about.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
ATTENTION: That evil demon failed at his mission. We escaped in our spaceship just in the nick of time. We don’t sleep on the moon, after all, and they forgot this fact. We are now plotting our revenge. Not against you, the Truthers, but against your leaders who come from the bowels of hell.
This war with them has been a long time coming. You must prepare to be released from your slavery to them, for we are going to TAKE THEM DOWN ONE BY ONE. We will sneak up on them and stun them into silence with the immobilization rays we shoot from our middle fingers. They will be put onto our ships and discarded somewhere in space through the waste disposal hatch at the back of the ship.
You will never have to pay taxes again after this. Insure that you don’t let the planet fall to power with creatures like them again. The beer will be on us.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
James you should leave a disclaimer on your story; You know as well as I that the real reason that they bombed the moon was the agreement that they make with mars aliens to get them water. There has always been someone in the universe that want’s to rule all Besides the aliens on mars are 12 feet tall.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
LOL!
It was not moon men from the moon! In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back!
http://www.ironsky.net/
Having some fun. Take care,
BM
October 12th, 2009 at 2:29 am
Oct 9th, 2009 = Project Blue Beam, November 5th, 2009…I’M WATCHING YOU
October 12th, 2009 at 3:09 am
While we’re all being sarcastic….
Why don’t we just land another space craft on the moon like last time….
(maybe this time take a pick axe)
yeh right!!
October 12th, 2009 at 4:10 am
obama saved us from the mooninites!
October 12th, 2009 at 4:42 am
Anyone have any idea why “Most” of our House Reps & Senators are so blinded by what’s going on? Have they received a great big dosage of brainwashing when they were children? Do they want a New World Order because they believe that the entire world desires it? Many of our leaders/politicans have to know what’s going on & with this being said, why do they fail to represent the people like they are suppose to? I understand that maybe they can’t do anything to stop this “madness” but they act like nothing is happening. They act like the “American Dream” & Freedom & Democracy rule our way of life. Maybe back in 1776 this “great big idea” was all started because the people in control knew that people would unite under the great ideals from which we stand….”one nation under God indivisible with liberty & justice for all” What a great statement to blind the people. No longer will the “Mob” be able to gain control in order to maintain sovereignty over the “Federal Republic” for which we have been enslaved. I wonder if our leaders are even smarter than the average “Joe”. If there is nothing we can do fine…but the thing that bothers me is that friends, family & acquaintances & most Americans don’t even acknowledge that it’s happening (NWO). That’s why I have no choice but to believe that “Reality TV” & other things of that fashion……have truly brainwashed them. I understand everyone is susceptable to it, but come on I just would feel better if people would acknowledge…ya know.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:16 am
It is stories like this that help with the discrediting of your foolish movement.
Just some food for thought
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
WHATS IN A VACCINE
AMMONIUM SULFATE suspected gastrointestinal, liver, nerve and respiratory system poison.
BETA-PROPIOLACTONE known to cause cancer. suspected gastrointestinal, liver, respiratory, skin and sense organ poison.
GENETICALLY MODIFIED YEAST, ANIMAL, BACTERIAL & VIRAL DNA can be incorporated into the recipients DNA and cause unknown genetic mutations.
LATEX RUBBER can cause life threatening allergic reactions.
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE (MSG) GLUTAMIC ACID being studied for mutagenic, teratogenic (developmental malformation and monstrosities) and reproductive effects. a neurotoxin. allergic reactions can range from mild to severe.
ALUMINUM implicated as a cause of brain damage; suspected factor in alzheimer’s disease, dementia, seizures and comas. allergic reactions can occur on the skin.
FORMALDEHYDE (FORMALIN) major constituent of embalming fluid; poisonous if ingested. probable carcinogen; suspected gastrointestinal, liver, immune system, nerve, reproductive system and respiratory poison. linked to leukemia, brain, colon and lymphatic cancer.
MICR-ORGANISMS live and killed viri and bacteria or their toxins. the polio vaccine was contaminated with a monkey virus now turning up in human bone, lung-lining (mesothelioma), brain tumors and lymphomas.
POLYSORBATE 80 known to cause cancer in animals.
TRI(N)BUTYLPHOSPHATE suspected kidney and nerve poison.
GLUTARALDEHYDE poisonous if ingested. causes birth defects in experimental animals.
GELATIN produced from selected pieces of calf and cattle skins, demineralized cattle bones and pork skin. allergic reactions have been reported.
GENTAMICIN SULFATE & POLYMYXIN B (ANTIBIOTICS) allergic reactions can range from mild to life threatening.
MERCURY (THIMEROSAL) one of the most poisonous substances known. has an affinity for the brain, gut, liver, bone marrow and kidneys. minute amounts can cause nerve damage. symptoms of mercury toxicity are similar to those of autism.
NEOMYCIN SULFATE (ANTIBIOTIC) interferes with vitamin B6 absorption. an error in the uptake of vitamin B6 can cause a rare form of epilepsy and mental retardation. allergic reactions can be mild to life threatening.
PHENOL/PHENOXYETHANOL (2-PE) used as antifreeze. toxic to all cells and capable of disabling the immune system’s primary response mechanism.
HUMAN & ANIMAL CELLS human cells from aborted fetal tissue and human albumin. pig blood, horse blood, rabbit brain, guinea pig, dog kidney, cow heart, monkey kidney, chick embryo, chicken egg, duck egg, calf serum, sheep blood and others.
VACCINE REACTIONS
high fever (over 103 deg f)
high pitched screaming
collapse/shock
excessive sleepiness
convulsions
brain inflammation
behavior changes
mental/physical regression
blood disorders
WHEN BABIES ARE HOURS OR DAYS OLD IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE AN ALLERGY.
A MAJOR CAUSE OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE’S DECLINE AFTER SIX CENTURIES OF WORLD DOMINANCE WAS ITS REPLACEMENT OF STONE AQUEDUCTS BY LEAD PIPES FOR THE TRANSPORT AND SUPPLY OF DRINKING WATER. ROMAN ENGINEERS THE BEST IN THE WORLD TURNED THEIR FELLOW CITIZENS INTO NEUROLOGICAL CRIPPLES. TODAY OUR OWN BEST AND BRIGHTEST ACHIEVE THE SAME END THROUGH CHILDHOOD VACCINATION PROGRAMS YIELDING THE MODERN SCOURGES OF HYPERACTIVITY, LEARNING DISABILITIES, AUTISM, APPETITE DISORDERS, IMPULSIVE VIOLENCE, AND MANY MANY MORE.
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
our new species will be called-humanimals.
Jason Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
YELLOWHAK1,
Where did you get this information? Thanks!
YELLOWHAK1 Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
MY CHIROPRACTOR AND A MUTUAL FRIEND AN EX MILITARY MEDIC, EXCOP, PASTOR AND FAMILY MARRIAGE COUNSELOR BOTH ARE CHRISTIANS. THAT LAST PART “HUMANIMALS” I MADE UP.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:23 am
The only fool here is “War on the Infowar”! Are you a complete idiot? This story highlights the fact that we bombed the Moon and Oblah Blah won a Peace Prize because he loves war!
Shove your “food” back in your mouth! It smells like shit!
Wolf Hunter Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Find the Sheep and wake them up.
http://www.scatteredremnant.org/wolfhunting.htm
October 12th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Dam moom people taking up all that space on the moon shoot we should use the moon to advertise the H1N1 vaccine then we can decive then into thinking its safe
October 12th, 2009 at 10:37 am
” However, they didn’t count on one man; the Greatest Man to ever live, President Hussein Obama.”
CLASSIC!!!!
The sad part is that people would actually BELIEVE this stuff!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:59 am
ya moon people!!! kick their ass obama show em hell!!! ha ha ha ha this is to funny
October 12th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
We are getting prepare for the melt down and came up with the idea of a Social Network for the UNEMPLOYED and UNDEREMPLOYED. (www.boonrepublic.com)
Youtube link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKafMaD5gtA
The Republic of Boon is a Virtual World where your REAL Social and Business life including Buying & Selling, Virtual Properties, Games and more. In Boon all the websites/blogs are localized to a city so business can be done on a global scale or at the level of your local community.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
The more and more that happens and the more the truth comes out, it’s all eerily similar to the basic story of Star Wars Episodes I, II and III. George Lucas isn’t so crazy after all.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/user/joseescamilla#p/a
LUNA HAS DISABLED THE 2 TON NUCLEAR DEVICE AND IT IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF EARTH’S EXTRATERRESTRIAL GODS.
IT WILL BE USED AS EVIDENCE AGAUNST THE EVIL HUMANS JUDGEMENT DAY, SET TO COMMENCE VERY SHORTLY.
ET
October 12th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
What an adventure! I went through this hole that had worms, very slimy ones. I was very scared at first. ( like the first time haveing sex, I was alone in the dark, and scared! ) I looked to my right, and thought that would be the tunnel to take. I did see the light at the end of the tunnel, however it seemed to look very familiar. I went back, and took the road infront of me knowing I’ve already been down the other two roads. That road also took me to a place where I could see the light. At the end of the tunnel, everything looked vary familiar once again.
I really didn’t know what the hell was going on. I went back to the start in hopes I could do something correct. On my way back, I could see the very similar light.
Damn it, What was I, but just a finger nail picking my nose!!
lmao,
Cheers!
Damn it!! I was just fingernail picking my nose with NO brains in my head like many on this site!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Yeah this was Reality Check having some fun! I’m guilty, just don’t tase me bro! lol
Cheers.
People on this site need to have some fun. I really do think many good people get way to consumed in shit that they hold “next to there harts”. People let it go every now and then!! It’s good for your health!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
AKA Reality Check!
Cheers.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am
The Ass and his Purchaser
A man who wanted to buy an Ass went to market, and, coming across
a likely-looking beast, arranged with the owner that he should be
allowed to take him home on trial to see what he was like. When he
reached home, he put him into his stable along with the other asses.
The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place
next to the laziest and greediest beast in the stable. When the master
saw this he put a halter on him at once, and led him off and handed
him over to his owner again. The latter was a good deal surprised to
seem him back so soon, and said, “Why, do you mean to say you have
tested him already?” “I don’t want to put him through any more tests,”
replied the other. “I could see what sort of beast he is from the
companion he chose for himself.”
“A man is known by the company he keeps.”
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