Many years ago, the Happy Mondays — arguably the most vulgarly debauched British rock band in the history of a country that has had no supply-side problem in that product class — nicknamed heroin “Kentucky Fried Chicken,” allegedly to hide their lead singer’s prodigious consumption of the drug.
I’m pretty sure most Mexican drug cartels probably aren’t big fans of the band’s 1990 classic “Pills ‘n’ Thrills and Bellyaches,” an album which is yet more sad proof that even desperately insufferable people can create great music.
However, they were followers of the band in one important and dangerous respect: hiding Schedule I drugs by using KFC.
“Federal authorities have discovered a sophisticated drug-smuggling tunnel that went from a home in Mexico to an abandoned fast-food restaurant in Arizona,” The New York Post reported.
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