July 1, 2010
Editor’s note: Considering al-Qaeda’s choice of technical expertise — shoe and underwear bombers — and its penchant for incompetence, one wonders if this latest scheme will even get off the ground.
- A d v e r t i s e m e n t
Terror group Al-Qaeda is about to launch an English webpage after the “success” of its British and US minions at doing its bidding.
Apparently parking a car in the centre of Times Square with fertiliser and a bomb that would never go off is just the sort of terrorist that Al-Qaeda wants, and what better place to find them than the world wide wibble.
The terror groups first online propaganda newspaper in English is called Inspire, with animated online graphics promising a “special gift to the Islamic nation”.
Counterterrorism officials and terror analysts say it will be run by al-Qaeda’s branch in Yemen. It was the same group that came up with the idea of Western civilisation collapsing thanks to a bloke setting fire to his underpants on a Christmas Day flight.
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