Ben Carson is unstoppable. He’s like a train, not fueled with coal but unicorn dreams and yellow smily faces. Well today Carson met with Wolf “Lowest Score on Celebrity Jeopardy Ever” Blitzer, who has just as many brain cells as a stapler. Or a fish bowl. It’s a toss up.

What did they discuss? Guns, race and Nazis. I’m going to give you three guesses as to which of these two men sounded like a brain surgeon and which sounded like a fart machine a teenage boy buys at a joke shop. Three guesses. The video is seven minutes long, and the Nazi discussion begins about half way through. Sure, I could’ve clipped the video to the gun parts, but let’s be real here. Wolf “Lowest Score on Celebrity Jeopardy Ever” Blitzer gets spanked hard and continues to get spanked by Mr. Nicest Guy Ever. It’s good TV. Grab a snack and watch:

The likelihood of Hitler being able to accomplish their goals would be greatly diminished if the people were armed.

There’s a reason these dictatorial people take the guns first.

Many of these places where mass shootings occur are gun-free zones…these people select these places because they know they’re not going to get shot.

Ben Carson, ladies and gentleman. I almost feel like he should be handicapped somehow as he talks with ignoramuses. Then I think, nah, screw fairness, it’s fun watching these pundits get their suitcase clocks cleaned. Keep on keeping on, Doc. You’re doing great.

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