AOC, Beto and Greta Thunberg continue to make outrageous claims that the oceans are rising and the end of the world is near because of climate change.
Breaking! for those of you playing along at home, we now only have 10 years to live.
Climatards said so
— DerpState (@DerpState3) October 22, 2019
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