July 10, 2008
Flint, Michigan, the hometown of Michael Moore, is the third most violent city in the nation, according to data gathered by the Citizens Quarterly Press. In fact, Michigan is a economic wasteland, thanks to “off-shoring,” that is to say sending U.S. manufacturing jobs to slaves in China and other Asian hell holes. No jobs and no hope equals violence and property crime.
So, what are Flint’s cops worried about? Sagging pants and exposed buttocks. “Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout,” reports the Detroit Free Press.
It would seem saggy pants would be the least of Dicks’ and Flint’s problems, but never mind. No doubt the city believes issuing fines to kids in saggy pants will help prop up something else sagging in Flint — the city’s budget.
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