It turns out vampires hate Republicans almost as much as Democrats do. Last night’s episode of True Blood on HBO found two characters attending a gala to support Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) at the Bush Presidential Library in College Station, Texas. The way they described the people they were likely to meet at the event was, suffice it to say, less than kind.

As one character tells Alexander Skarsgård’s Eric Northman and Kristin Bauer van Straten’s Pam De Beaufort, “You’ll never get in. You’re vampires. Security’s going to be tight and they on;y invited assholes.”

“We can be assholes,” Eric replies confidently.

Dressed for the occasion in blond curls and a sequined top, Pam says later, “Oh my God. I’m a Republicunt.”

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