It doesn’t matter. Santa Yellen will bring them presents anyway. Even if they’re Jewish.
If GDP is growing at 5%, we’re adding 321,000 jobs per month, consumers are confident and spending, corporate profits are at all-time records, and the stock market is at all-time highs, why does Santa Yellen need to keep interest rates at emergency levels, five years into this Obama recovery?
Inquiring minds want to know. Does Santa Yellen really work for the little people? Or just for the naughty people on Wall Street?
— Wu-Tang Financial (@Wu_Tang_Finance) December 24, 2014