The perpetually offended took to Twitter yesterday to make it known that their feelings had been hurt by ads during the Superbowl.

Leaving aside the Doritios ad, which is a whole other subject for another article, two ads in particular riled up SJW’s who simply could not contain their pain and suffering.

The first was an ad for Snickers – a fairly weak short in which actor Willem Dafoe is dressed as Marilyn Monroe in the iconic white dress from “The Seven Year Itch.”

Ha. It’s barley amusing because Willem Dafoe is a grizzled man with veiny legs.


A second ad, for Marmot Mountain, depicted a man hanging out in the woods with a marmot. It’s a bit weird, they bond while swimming, hiking, and taking in nice views. Then the man tries to kiss the Marmot, and the Marmot slaps him, but then they make out anyway.

You’re supposed to just chuckle and go yeah that’s strange because it’s a CGI marmot. Then you move on with your life.


Last time we looked, the planet was on the verge of global conflict and the world’s financial system was about to collapse. Is it just us or does a CGI Marmot and a man in a dress just not seem worthy of getting riled up about?


Steve Watson is a London based writer and editor for Alex Jones’, and

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