David Kramer
September 7, 2012

For some unfathomable reason, the Nazi York Police Department has opened a branch in Yisrael. (My preference would be that the entire NYPD relocate to Yisrael.)

Perhaps the NYPD wants to improve its “terrorist” intelligence gathering? Opening a branch in Yisrael is certainly one way of finding terrorists—but only if it opened a branch in the Knesset.

Of course, if the NYPD really wanted to find the world’s leading terrorists, it should open a branch in the Pentagon.

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