Mark Matheny
Sic Semper Tyrannis
June 5, 2010

As the Bureau of Labor Statistics report is published for the month of May showing unemployment at 9.7% due to 322,000 workers leaving out of employment positions, President Obama read from his teleprompter more Orwellian Double-speak, stating “our recovery is still in its early stages, and there’s going to be ups and downs in the months ahead…… this report is a sign that our economy is getting stronger by the day.”

Of course, if you are one of the millions of Americans who believe everything you hear from Obama and his administration via the establishment media, then it would be a reassuring thing to know that your taxes are hard at work restoring our dear nation from the ravages of the recession so nobly fought off by the IBC (International Banksters Cartel) and the WSG (Wall Street Gangsters). Finally all the redistribution of our money from the “Workers Redistribution of wealth Act of 2008-Present(and indefinite future)-HR WRWA 2008-ad infinitum” is finally paying off!

In “Bizzaro World” this may be true, but in present day planet Earth, nothing could be further from the truth! If we look at reality we see that the Census of 2010 is what has created the most jobs for the month of May, and those are government jobs – not paid for by the government – but by tax payers! (And they are being paid handsomely to invade our privacy at that).

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The BLS reported 431,000 new jobs for May with most of the growth being in the government sector. This is chiefly from a government-hiring of 411,000 people in May alone to work temporarily for the Census Bureau. Yet there were job losses of State workers to the tune of 15,000, and local government workers lost 7,000.

Now for Obama’s good news. His idea of a “sign of recovery” is that the private sector struggled to create even 1000 jobs, with both construction (-35,000) and retail (-6,600) losing workers. Don’t you feel much better now?

But wait, it gets better. There was some positive growth in the  transportation and warehousing industry (11,100) as well as in Professional and business services which went up by 22,000. The majority of these Professional jobs however, were also primarily temporary jobs (along with the census employees temporarily hired to harrass us for information).

So that basically means that there are approximately 433,000 new workers who will be temporarily employed for a few months, and then will go back to the “Give me more redistribution of wealth funds until I either find another temp job – give up altogether and recieve free money from the always extended unemployment Bureau – or go out and kill someone and redistribute their money to myself ” program.

Oh how I feel so safe as I replay Obama’s magical words of salvation over and over again! (Meanwhile, back on planet Earth) in the private sector there were only 41,000 jobs created for the month of May due to the fact that 322,000 workers left out of the working class. But in Obama’s “Bizarro World” that means there are currently only 26,995,742 Americans unemployed according to the BLS U-6 report. That is counting the total amount of unemployed, plus all marginally attached workers, including all part time workers due to economic reasons! Hoorah for recovery! Change is a comin!

Wow, We are on the road to recovery! We only need to create 26,995,701 more jobs this month and we will be at 0% unemployment! Do you think the Census Bureau needs more help?

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