Just an hour north of San Francisco and an hour and a half east of the Bohemian Grove lies the peaceful vineyard laden hamlet of NAPA valley.

The perfect place to build a satanic Illuminati temple… right? In 1966, Charlatan Anton LaVey founded the Church of Satan in San Francisco. His underground book The Satanic Bible attracted a new wave of satanic celebrities like Jayne Mansfield, Sammy Davis Junior, and Liberace.

It also caught the eye of satanic introverts, Baron and Baroness Phillipi de Rothschild.

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