July 4, 2012
Alex reads through Thomas Jefferson’s July 4th, 1776 Declaration of Independence. Its words represent the true meaning of Independence Day.
This is for all you terrorists that are “fiercely nationalistic,” “suspicious of centralized federal authority,” and are “reverent of individual liberty.”
Happy “Terrorist” Day, everyone!
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