Revolt of the Plebs
July 19, 2010
- A d v e r t i s e m e n t
Imagine coming home from a hard day’s work, only to find that your front door has been kicked in and your home ransacked.
You dial 9-1-1. There is a recording at the other end of the line:
“…If you are reporting a crime in progress, press 1. All other callers press 2.”
You press 2.
“If you would like to speak with a dispatcher, a fee of $2.99 per minute will be generated on your telephone service account and will appear on your next statement as “police services.” If you accept these charges, please press 1, or you can visit our website at: www.yourlocapolicedepartment.com and file a report online.”
You decide to press 2 and wait for a dispatcher.
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