June 4, 2010
Two men in the district of criminals were “subdued” (assaulted) for the crime of walking in the street yesterday, June 3.
It was a crime because his lordship — installed president teleprompter reader and chief narcissist Barry Obama — was returning to town and the Secret Service declared the pedestrians to be a threat to his motorcade. It is said the men refused direct orders from the Uniform Division of the Secret Service to clear the street.
“A Secret Service spokesman said the 2 men were arrested and charged with assault of a police office and failure to obey a lawful order,” the AP reports. This is now standard procedure — people get attacked by the cops and then charged with assault.
No word yet if they will be sentenced to years in the prison-industrial complex for the crime of walking in the street as the anointed one approached in his bullet-proof limo.
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