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Democrats Plan to Introduce Bill Criminalizing Ejaculation Unless it’s LGBTQIAAP2S+

Illegal ejaculators can face up to a $10,000 fine for third-time orgasmic offenses.

But if it's gay, it's okay!

Democrats Plan to Introduce Bill Criminalizing Ejaculation Unless it’s LGBTQIAAP2S+ Image Credit: @CollinRugg / X screenshot
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Ohio Democrat state Reps. Anita Somani and Tristan Rader announced they plan to introduce the ‘Conception Begins at Erection Act’ which would make ejaculation a felony if the semen was released in a manner not consistent with a few exceptions, such as a gay orgasm within the LGBTQIAAP2S+ community.

“The bill would make it a felony for a man to have unprotected sex without wanting a baby,” Ohio 19 News said Thursday night. “It does have some exceptions. It doesn’t apply if protection or contraception is used, if someone is masturbating, or donating sperm and it doesn’t apply to members of the LGBTQ+ community.”

Somani explained why such unlawful sperm releases are felonious. Third-wave feminism appears to be the philosophy behind her legal theory.

“As an OBGYN the bills that have been proposed with reproductive rights have also proposed felonies and fines for healthcare providers for people who support those women or those folks who want to go get reproductive care so we shouldn’t be penalizing reproductive care for anybody and that again, is why we have the felony piece of this bill,” Somani said.

Illegal ejaculators can face up to a $10,000 fine for third-time orgasmic offenses.

Somani is hopeful she will get to introduce her bill in the next few months, allowing male Ohioans at least a few more months of unregulated ejaculations.

“I know how ludicrous my bill sounds,” Somani said in an op-ed. “What I am doing is making a point.”

Perhaps focusing on making points like this and not points on how to improve the lives of the American people are a major reason Democrats have taken an ‘L’ in the 2024 election.


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