You know how Syria and the Middle East are ravaged by war and beheadings, burkas and female genital manipulation and all of Europe is supposed to save these people from Islam, but you’re not allowed to say they’re being saved by Islam because that’s Islamaphobic or something…?
If you’re still here after that run-on sentence of the century, check this out. These refugees who fled their countries are a bit, how should we say it, spoiled little brats.
These people fled war, and yet, Europe is a giant disappointment because it’s just not living up to their expectations. The food isn’t good enough. The accommodations are meh. Kind of like the guy in Finland who wanted to return to Syria because Finland had a boring night life. Not kidding, it’s real.
Also, these “refugees” who shall henceforth be known as Goldilocks little brats, didn’t pay for a single gosh darn thing. They got handouts. They’re charity cases. Welfare-recipients. And look it their behavior. None of this is unusual by the way. Welfare-recipients feel like they’re owed everything. If you don’t work for what you have, and all you have to do is whine and complain and people reward you for it, then whining and complaining is all you do. Gratitude?
Nah. This story is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie multiplied by ISIS. If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll launch a grenade against you so don’t do it.
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