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In a stunning and brave move, beer giant Anheuser-Busch announced it has tapped Infowars host Alex Jones to be the face of its new Trans-Animal Movement.
Sources claim the Bud Light beer brand, which recently partnered with transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney, was drawn to Jones’ unique brand of fiery passion, which they felt would be perfect for their trans-animal campaign.
“We needed someone who could capture the essence of the Trans-Animal Movement,” a company spokesperson said. “And who better than a man who thinks chemicals in the water are turning frogs gay?”
Funny enough, it was the agricultural herbicide atrazine’s hormone-disrupting properties that inspired Jones to begin speaking out on the subject.
The Trans-Animal Movement is focused on raising awareness about the struggles faced by people who identify as human-animal hybrids, an issue that has flown under the radar for far too long.
While critics accused Bud Light of simultaneously trivializing both transgender and animal rights issues by using Jones, who’s known for exposing the New World Order and dropping red pills, the company dismissed those concerns saying Jones is the best person for the job.
“We understand that some people may be skeptical about this choice,” the spokesperson admitted.
“Sure, he may be a little bit off the wall and believes corrupt elements inside the US government allowed the 9/11 terror attacks to happen, and that Satanic pedophiles tap into lower spiritual vibrations to communicate with off-world entities — but he’s also incredibly passionate about trans-animal issues.”
“Plus, he’s got a great radio voice,” he added.
Jones says he’s excited to work with Bud Light as their Trans-Animal spokesman and looks forward to helping the ailing brand recover from massive losses suffered by their partnership with Mulvaney.
“Atrazine is the gift that keeps on giving,” Jones said. “The effects that atrazine has had on frogs and other amphibians is incredible. They can now transcend their biology and not just be male or female, but be sterile — and die as a species.
“That’s why I embrace Bud Light and their plan for depopulation. Ladies and gentlemen drink Bud Light and don’t have children and give up your humanity. Just like Yuval Noah Harari says, ‘The future is not humanity,’ so kill yourself – for the earth.”
Whether or not the Trans-Animal Movement will be successful remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure: with Alex Jones at the helm, it’s sure to be a wild ride.
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