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Popular internet “memesmith” and political activist Carpe Donktum posted a thread of viral tweets this week that caused many groomers to freak out.
Carpe mocked the attitude of many pro-LGBTQIA+Infinity school teachers who brag about pushing their beliefs on American children.
To get his point across, the meme-maker claimed he’s a teacher who often talks about Jesus with his students and baptizes them without parental consent.
“As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection. Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret,” he sarcastically wrote.
As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection.
Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret.
— Carpe Donktum
(@CarpeDonktum) April 13, 2023
Continuing the gag, Carpe added, “I want you guys to understand something, I am NOT grooming these young apostles, THEY COME TO ME and I follow their questions back to it’s source These kids feel something is not right inside them and I help them to understand that Jesus is what they are missing in their life.”
I want you guys to understand something, I am NOT grooming these young apostles, THEY COME TO ME and I follow their questions back to it's source
These kids feel something is not right inside them and I help them to understand that Jesus is what they are missing in their life
— Carpe Donktum
“These kids are so excited about their new spiritual identity that they devote every moment to studying the Bible,” he posted Friday. “But sometimes, they lack the focus, in those cases the school nurse prescribes distraction blockers to help complete the transformation. Don’t tell mom and dad tho.”
These kids are so excited about their new spiritual identity that they devote every moment to studying the Bible.
But sometimes, they lack the focus, in those cases the school nurse prescribes distraction blockers to help complete the transformation.
Don't tell mom and dad tho https://t.co/CQaL2PKsnG
— Carpe Donktum
Poking fun at drag shows in high schools, Carpe claimed his school was sponsoring a Christ King fashion show where runway dancers wear traditional costumes such as a “reformed prostitute.”
Hey, for anyone interested, our school is sponsoring an all ages Christ King fashion show next week.
It will include a runway dance number with representations of different spiritual identities in their traditional cosumes, priest, nun, reformed prostitute, etc. https://t.co/CQaL2PKsnG
— Carpe Donktum
Carpe later joked one of his fondest moments teaching came when he converted a Muslim child to Christ and fed him Canadian bacon to celebrate, jesting he secretly buys the kid hotdogs at lunch without the parents’ knowledge.
One of my fondest memories from last year was when Taleb made his transformation from Islam to Christ.
To celebrate his new identity we had a pizza party with his new favorite topping, Canadian bacon.
Sometimes, I buy him a hotdog at lunch, since he can't have them at home. https://t.co/CQaL2PKsnG
— Carpe Donktum
Many people on Twitter were duped into believing the obviously satirical posts and expressed their anger in the replies.
“You should be ashamed of yourself proselytizing to 3rd graders!!!!” declared a Twitter user with a Ukraine flag in their bio.
Why keep it a secret?
Might it be because what you are doing, as a state representative, would get you fired if the authorities find out because it's fucking illegal?
You should be ashamed of yourself proselytizing to 3rd graders!!!!
— RenévelⒶtion
(@Renevelation) April 13, 2023
A woman who brags about being in an open marriage in her bio called Carpe a “groomer” while failing to catch his sarcasm.
Encouraging kids to keep secrets from their parents like this screams groomer https://t.co/MyklimoDRg
— Petty panda
(@Countrymedic1) April 14, 2023
Failing to create pop culture verbiage of their own, many leftists on Twitter chirped, “groomer,” at the satire tweet.
POS indoctrinating groomer says what?
https://t.co/69MxWCSYFL pic.twitter.com/ao3F1j7Se7
— Barry Mapole (@RenMan00) April 14, 2023
RW grifter confesses he's grooming children
https://t.co/iB3xwCnFJ4
— leftistconspiracist (@tigger1972) April 14, 2023
Ok Groomer.
— Jay
(@jayenomics) April 14, 2023
An anti-gun Twitter account called for Carpe to “be fired.”
A triggered pro-trans activist named Miss Fannie told the internet meme maker, “If this is parody, it’s not fucking funny.”
Well, Miss Fannie, it is funny and it’s also an effective way to get the point across that teachers should not be secretly assisting in the sexual transitions of children against the parents’ knowledge.
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