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A group of German scientists glued themselves to the floor of a Porsche luxury car showroom to protest carbon Wednesday, with the stunt going horribly awry when they realized they had no way to use the restroom.
In a video posted to Twitter, social psychology researcher Gianluca Grimalda says the stunt staged by his group Scientist Rebellion is intended to highlight Porsche owner Volkswagen’s negative contribution to the “climate emergency.”
Together with 15 other members of @ScientistRebel1 I have occupied the Porsche pavillion at @Autostadt, 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met
https://t.co/Y5uo5IicXb @ClimateHuman pic.twitter.com/SUxUy5Q5uq
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
“I’m here in the Porsche Pavilion in the Autostadt of Wolfsburg to denounce the responsibility of Volkswagen in the climate emergency,” Grimalda explains beside an empty tube of super glue.
“Volkswagen is the largest car manufacturer in Europe and the second largest in the world, and the transport sector, the car sector has a huge responsibility in the climate emergency. There are 12 percent of CO2 emissions that come from the car sector.”
Things quickly got out of hand as the scientists evidently did not come prepared to answer nature’s call, and an update from Grimalda claimed Volkswagen did not fulfill a request by the scientists to provide them with a bedpan.
.@VW told us that they supported our right to protest, but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating. People in support can’t get out of the building. 2/ pic.twitter.com/YZuuiww5Q4
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
“@VW told us that they supported our right to protest, but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating. People in support can’t get out of the building,” Grimalda tweeted.
They wanted the heat on — during a climate protest…let that sink in.
Just a clarification: people in support can get out of the building but then they couldn’t get back in. We can’t order our food, we must use the one provided by Wolkswagen. Lights off. Random unannounced checks by security guards with bright torches. Police just came in.3/
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
Getting ready for first night of sleep inside the Porsche Pavillion @Autostadt to demand @VW to eventually act to decarbonise the transport sector. 5/ pic.twitter.com/0nSiWYtMvU
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
The climate-protesting scientists were mercilessly mocked on social media for not having the least bit of foresight to predict the toilet situation.
—
Spooky Amerikaner (
Milk Maniac)
(@Amerikaner13) October 20, 2022
As a scientist you should have foreseen the needs for water and urinating. So stay there and enjoy your sectarian life.
— Hawkeye
(@HHawkeye24) October 20, 2022
— Pete D’Abrosca (@pdabrosca) October 20, 2022
— Russ 김치 더줘 Emerson
(@RussEmerson) October 20, 2022
If you really want to send a message, glue your testicles to a car. Glueing hands to the floor is a half measure. Make this count!
— It’s a 2 Party System and We’re Not Invited (@ok_2_disagree) October 20, 2022
A week starving whilst sitting in pools of your own piss and excrement should teach you a valuable lesson.
— Lord of Adders Black (@LeAdderNoire) October 20, 2022
“they refused our request to provide us with a bowl”
Essential planning skills 101
— Vera Sárközi (@verasarkozi) October 19, 2022
One keen user pointed out the irony of using petroleum-derived glue to protest petroleum.
The irony of using a glue made from petroleum to protest petroleum…..
— Pierre Delecto’s twin brother (@pierredelecto91) October 20, 2022
To summarize, a group of climate alarmists want you to believe their predictions of a climate catastrophe for the earth by 2030 – despite them being unable to predict their own predictable biological needs within the next few hours.
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