Eh? Antifa Creates A Soccer League

In between smashing up local businesses and attacking anyone who disagrees with their opinion that Communism is wonderful, Antifa has decided to start a soccer (football) league in Portland, according to reports.

The noxious organisation has seemingly decided that it can also fight ‘nazis’ by kicking a ball around.

Antifa created a Twitter account for the team, urging members, or ‘comrades’ as they put it, to try out:

The ad signalled that face masks will be required, while explaining that if players intend to turn up in ‘bloc’ they will need some way of being identified by their team mates.

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Antifa called for its potential soccer stars to “Stay safe, Stay Dangerous, watch some soccer and Nutmeg a Nazi.”

The New York Post reported that 88 Antifa chicken necks signed up to become players, a highly ironic number given that it is used by white supremacists to denote ‘heil Hitler’.

When some worried that trouble might kick off at the matches, Antifa assured them that there will be a group of string-armed weenies keeping watch:

The fledgling league already suffered a set back, however, after it was announced that referees had been recruited to institute some authority over matches.

Being that Antifa toddlers are committed to rejecting any authority figure, some ‘comrades’ immediately took issue with the referees.

The Antifa soccer soy boys responded by accusing anyone of calling refs ‘bastards’ by declaring it ‘racist’:

Perhaps the real reason a ref is needed?

Antifa seems a good fit as perhaps the only organisation that could give the world’s football players a run for their money in being over-priveledged cry-baby softies.