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Satire news publication Babylon Bee took the screws to Pfizer in a hilarious parody of its absurd doublespeak of claiming the COVID vaccine is safe while overwhelming evidence shows the opposite.
The video shows Pfizer representatives collapsing repeatedly during a press conference while trying to announce how safe and effective their jabs are.
The sketch opens with a Pfizer spokesperson named “Pat Farabi” dismissing claims of side effects resulting from the COVID vaccine as “ridiculous,” claiming people need to “look at the science.”
He then collapses in the middle of his explanation of why he’d taken four booster jabs.
Another spokesman jumps in, accusing claims that the COVID shot is not perfectly safe of being a “right-wing conspiracy, bolstered by MAGA Republicans, hate groups, and probably Russia.”
Before finishing the sentence, “Would we vaccinate 7 billion people if there were any side effects?”, the spokesman collapses.
The experimental COVID injection caused many severe adverse reactions, evidenced by spike in all-cause mortality around the world and VAERS data.
Additionally, numerous health experts, from cardiologists to epidemiologists are coming out against the COVID jab in light of emerging peer-reviewed studies showing the jab presents more risks than benefits.